Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.
That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.
Artificial cop.
Artificial cop.
by europopian August 26, 2009
Get the artificial copmug. when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.
by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022
Get the Coppedmug. This superduper cop called the FBI because she thought Her mother, father, brother and aunt were Thinking of criminal activity. Just thinking of a thought.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
Get the Superduper copmug. A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023
Get the Amazon Copmug. Someone you can get high with like if u smoke meth or heroin but u don't wanna do it alone because doing it alone feels scummy plus it's good to have someone there to hold u back if u go crazy so u both get high together and are copping buddies
by MethKitty February 5, 2014
Get the copping buddymug. An upstanding woman, that is often to referred to as beautiful discretely between male friendship groups. Originated from east London in 2014
by Oscar adeboye September 17, 2025
Get the Out Copmug. Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the What do you say when the cops come calling?mug.