hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

by chand1012 February 29, 2016

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 03, 2018

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

by SAFDNV June 29, 2010

raw cannon

Elongated male genitalia

I had the best raw cannon.

by Ijustknoestuff9856 December 16, 2016

drew and cannon

Drew And Cannon. Both are dreamsexual E-boys who online date each other on discord.

Hey look it’s drew and cannon! … oh. It’s drew and cannon… gross

by BBQatDawn February 26, 2022

cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cum Cannon

When a male squirt too much while pounding a girl really hard.

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019