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Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.
“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude
by notsjolie April 9, 2021
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Bean Burrito

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.
While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her
by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018
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Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side
May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi
by Crosonte October 17, 2018
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burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.
Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.
by timebusters August 30, 2012
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Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them
1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito
by Ian Fox June 21, 2008
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burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.
"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"
by Deome October 6, 2016
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Burrito Hippies

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.
“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”
by Hairbear44 June 2, 2018
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