shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Shitty

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND ANGELIC AND BEAUTIFUL

Dude, that Variety Show was shitty!

by Djdjejejd7d December 8, 2020

Titty shitty bang bang

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018

Shitty Shitty Loser

Said by Eugene Lee Yang meaning somebody who completely loses and wins nothing.

At the end of this one of us will be the shitty shitty loser

by TheLadInABarnySuit December 13, 2020

Shitties

Contraction of shoulder titties. The area anywhere between the shoulders and the titties.

Dude don't shitty slap me!
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.

I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.

Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?

by #yolosweg November 13, 2014

shitty witty

shitty witty- a term slaves use in the presence of discord mod to gain notice.

discord mod- hello slaves
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples

by MEI BO BO BEAR April 25, 2022

shitty entree

To give someone an improperly cooked meal

Payton (Hells Kitchen: Young Guns) gave Megan Ramsey a shitty entree of unseasoned noodles for her birthday

by Psdeo July 6, 2021