Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

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penguin interaction

sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless

i have been waiting for some penguin interaction

by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007

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Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

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Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018

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Penguin Accommodation Tasmania

Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information

Best Penguin Accommodation Tasmania

by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018

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