Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.

That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.

by Parses May 16, 2017

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 August 16, 2013

Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Ugandan onion

when she's giving you tropical head and the storm created by her gwak gwak 6000 ultimate 240v vibrator goes a little too hard and she starts crying

YOOOOO this bish was giving me that Ugandan onion last night and her dad saw her crying while my second head was boutta explode, this mad cunt joined in.

by Huge FAt CAck December 5, 2021

Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

onion dip

(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.

"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."

by sherlock domes May 18, 2014