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Italian throwing star

When you find a rock hard slice of pizza left overnight in the box and throw it at someone
Tony used all of my Drakkar Noir so I chucked an Italian throwing star at him
by TravisBrann September 8, 2016
mugGet the Italian throwing starmug.

italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters
Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system
by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017
mugGet the italian security systemmug.

Italian noodle soup

When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
by FatassCurls July 29, 2019
mugGet the Italian noodle soupmug.

Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018
mugGet the Italian christmas donkeymug.
when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.

These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.

You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.
“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted

“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”
by Notice_me_senpai July 4, 2020
mugGet the No picture! **in Italian accent**mug.

Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
by fetusbob August 6, 2022
mugGet the Italian Yeast Infectionmug.

low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.
You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!
by Heyitskk August 13, 2017
mugGet the low key italianmug.

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