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virginia tech

school where the worst shooting has so far taken place. a gun men opened fire on the students and eventually took his own life with a bullet in the head. 33 dead and at least 20 more wounded, the casualties that occured at this school are almost triple that of columbine
did you here about the shooting at Virginia Tech
by Krsnik05 May 29, 2007
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teching

Teching: To pretend you know what you are doing, when really all you do is restore the defaults, And send a Ping.

If all else fails, you can always do a trusted reboot.
My internet doesnt work. We need to do some teching... Restore the defaults. If that doesnt work, we dont support it.
by heather and james January 24, 2008
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tech tard

a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market
Him: I just got the latest iphone!

Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.

Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!

Him: You're such a tech tard.
by applz mccraken August 14, 2008
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Techgasm

when you're so fucking frustrated with windows that you're about to throw the fucking computer out the window, but just at that moment, it works, and you start having multiple orgasms
"YES, I MADE KAREL TURN RIGHT! MUAHAHAH TECHGASM!"
by smile:D September 9, 2009
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techies

WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.

WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.
The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.
by Father Higgins August 12, 2003
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Tech

Tech a phrase which can be used in any contex.
TECH!; Tech no; I teched your mom; Tech you later; he Techxed me.
by Kian February 23, 2005
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Tech'd

I almost got tech'd at school today!
by Total Stranger May 4, 2007
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