Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023

Tech girl

Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise

That tech girl has a bigger cock than me

by Smelly stinker hater May 31, 2018

TECH INNOVATION

a newly developed or enhanced method or product with technological features that differ greatly from earlier models.

For deep Information please visit thewomenachiever site

Rise of Women CTOs in Cloud Startups: Driving Tech Innovation

by women achiever November 6, 2023

linn tech

A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there

Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk”

by Yourmomssidehoe June 10, 2019

Quarter Zip, Nike Tech, and Matcha Gang

A cult. A literal cult.

"Wow, look at that Quarter Zip, Nike Tech, and Matcha Gang"
"I know, right? They must be like from England or sum."

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech all day

wow the boys in the red and blue Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday

by kha billzz January 25, 2022

toxic tech

Toxic Tech Is A 14 Year Old MAN Hes Name Is Marwan Mohamed. His Ding Dong Is Biger Then His Hair Line, Toxic Tech Can Get ALL THE GIRLS. The Frind Eva Is Anoying And Has A Bad Life In Canada. HIS DING DONG IS AWESOME. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL He Is So Hot. LOL Maaz. (805)

cool Man Awsome. Loves Everyone Toxic Tech Means A Tech The Is Toxic

by Cool Ass Man May 4, 2018