cobra teaser

someone who teases someones penis

when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser

by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.

Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.

by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015

bad taster

A "bad taster" is a synthetic form of acid sold in blotter form. This includes research chemicals such as 2c-i, 25-i, 2c-t-2, 2c-b, 4-doc-dmt, etc. These research chemicals will harm the brain much more than "true lucy" will, or in other terms, LSD. It is a similar experience, but from my personal experience, it's just not the same. If you want to save a few brain cells, spit out the tab if you happen to get a Bad Taster.

Me: "Yo Trevor, I picked up some tabs! Lets fucking fry dude."
Trevor: "Bruh, these are bad tasters!"
*silence*
Both of us: "Fuck it!"

by onlypwn October 16, 2015