tard

derives from the term {retard it's not PC but merely refers to somebody socially undeveloped- sometimes it's needed! you people know who you are!! Oh and it also means to be late tardy but I prefer the first expression.

"erm no sorry I don't do tards"
"do you have to be so tarded??"

by Sasha November 11, 2004

/B/ tard

some one who is on b, and is a moron, hence retard + /B/.

Dude, that /B/ tard said that his dick is bigger than a skyscraper.

by cab114 August 23, 2011

Tard Cart

Another name for a wheelchair

Look there Olivia and Emily go,,! Off in their tard carts!

by Jamie123bbwen January 16, 2011

dick tard

When someone is being dumb,and as a result is also a jerk, but they don't realize it till later.

I was a dick tard to my two very good friends, because I was acting dumb.

by Phi Lamda July 6, 2008

Q-Tarded

A person that is a Q-Tard and believes lies and bullshit conspiracy theories easily. Generally a very stupid person with no brain processing power. Easily fooled idiot type of person.

Look at that crowd of cheering Trump supporters. A mass of Q-Tarded people.

by Casper Milktoast in Daytona March 1, 2021

Blow tard

Anyone who is so retarded they will suck anyone's dick who ask them.

He's such a blow tard.

by Judge dredd7 July 22, 2011

[ Tarding Out ]

When someone, an animal, or an appliance or a machine spontaneously begins to act retarded.
I.E (in the case of a person) they randomly begin to flail around, babble,speak in jiberish, grunt or scream alot, or act retarded in some other manner.
I.E (machine/appliance) when one of the two just stops working for no apparent reason and becomes difficult and fristrating to opperate

Suddenly shellshock caused Private Smith to start Tarding Out . He kept screaming and kept hitting himself over his head with his trenching spade. Then he ran out of the trench still screaming and hitting himself and got shot. What a retard.

by GameAce99 January 2, 2008