Roanoke spray tan

Fucking a girl in the ass so hard she shits on your chest

I meet a travel nurse at the bar and she gave me a Roanoke spray tan

by Hobie77 March 30, 2026

the society of the uran tan

the society of the uran tan is an elite society that walks the walk of the urangatang. If you are a member of the uran tan society you are an uran tan fan/ uran tan fan man.

I am a member of the society of the uran tan so I am an uran tan fan.

by Smashed Smores October 13, 2020

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.> Tan Asarao Tan<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.> Tan Asarao Tan<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

yo no sabia que tu maldita vida estaba tan prolucululplalblelululululu

yo no sabia que tu maldita vida estaba tan prolucululplalblelululululu

yo no sabia que tu maldita vida estaba tan prolucululplalblelululululu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025