Tan

The only Tan you'll ever need.

Tan? He's the man.

by tAnonymous November 23, 2021

grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.

Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

Tan Xiao Tong

A beauty, a talented designer and most importantly... She'll be Kai Wen's life partner.

Don't try argued with her. She's armed.

Love you, Tan Xiao Tong.
You so TXT, can't discuss with you.

by 20160309 November 22, 2021

Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023

Kentucky spray tan

Coined by CW, rob elijah, and Landon

When you shoot dip in your hand then jerk a guy off

Shoot that dip in ur hand and gimme some of that Kentucky spray tan

by !3Saint45 July 30, 2025

Black and Tan

Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.

"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"

by unkillbilly December 27, 2018

Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018