Taking a Brian

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.

I had some bad shellfish , I am going to the bathroom and taking a brian.

by Nomad person August 9, 2023

Take a break!

The thing that Eliza told Alexander to do but he didnt listen.

Well he never gon' be president now

Eliza: Take a break! and get away run away with us for the summer let's go upstate!

Alex: Um no

Also Alex: THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

by KawaiiWolfAnime July 18, 2019

Take A Bow

The act of smacking someone’s nutsack to make them bend over to make them look like they’re taking a bow.

I made my friend Jerry take a bow and I’ve busted his nutsack

by Dturn06 May 5, 2023

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Taking a plunge

taking a big spicy douce that u need to get ready to take a plunge

Excuse me man I have a double spicy beef burrito and soon I'm taking a plunge

by Jazzy zizzle January 24, 2018

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020