Theater adults

Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome

- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues

Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”

Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”

Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”

Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”

by Sacredfart February 19, 2023

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Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"

by Matthew Has Downs October 6, 2016

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cream theater

A porno theater. A place where cream is produced by men milking themselves.

Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."

by von groovy April 13, 2019

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dream theater sucks

It is the band Dream Theater's slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like Dream Theater. They got sick of the slogan after a while, but some people still say it because it's a great slogan. So if you see someone post a comment on a YouTube video of Dream Theater and they say dream theater sucks give them an E-high five.

Incorrect usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks!
Amateur Dream Theater Fan: Dude, Dream Theater does NOT suck. Fuck you!

Correct usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks.
Fan2: Fuck yeah they do!

by DreamTheaterFan December 6, 2021

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