balls on toast

when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.

What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.

Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!

by Sugilite April 5, 2010

EGGS TOAST AND GRITS

Derrogatory term for Eight Trey Gangster

I got my plate all fixed for some eggs toast and grits...

by Dr00py November 8, 2006

Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.

After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.

by Dirty Diddle January 13, 2009

HOT-TOAD

IT IS THE ACT OF PLACING ONES ANAL OPENING ON ANOTHERS MOUTH AND RELEASING GAS INTO SAID PERSONS MOUTH

JIM WALKED UP TO BILL WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT AND HOT-TOADED HIM

by THERANDIZZLE May 12, 2009

Horny Toad

A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak

Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?

New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!

Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?

by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018

Pork on Toast

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"

I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."

by Chelsee Jensen January 11, 2008