church skirt

A LONG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SKIRT

"Bitch look at that church skirt"

by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016

Three willows church

Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide

I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

chloe church

A lesbian who is jelous of other people cause of how cool they are and calls them lesbian.

hey! look at that chloe church

by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm, November 18, 2011

jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok

i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church

by anonymous January 3, 2022

Church bell

When you're fucking a bitch and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Dude I had the church bells ringing all night

by Big dugg January 10, 2016

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Church

A place I don’t go to because I want to die and live in hell.

I don’t go to church because I am not Christian and I want my Uber Eats from hell to arrive soon.

by Your Local Lesbian Demon September 29, 2020