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i take things literally

i dont need to say anything, just look at the example
guy: this game is only played by people who have no life.
another guy: how would they if they are dead?

i take things literally
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
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Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020
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i'm experiencin' some things !

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
by michael foolsley October 8, 2020
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things that sound dirty but aren't

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't
by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008
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one thing led to another

a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.

Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?

Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
by Vito August 16, 2004
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You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.
You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it
by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020
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sweet pink thing

Hey Phil, get your sweet pink thing over here !
by little old salesman from NV March 16, 2010
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