When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.
by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023
Get the Quiet like a mouse underneath a scabmug. A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
Get the Mouse Merchantmug. an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.
by epic memmme August 11, 2019
Get the Mickey Mouse Showmug. The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.
by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021
Get the Mouse girlmug. Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.
With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.
by Iskifast March 20, 2024
Get the Flush the mousemug. 
