by chrism2yo January 23, 2008
Get the Ninja Skee mug.When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.
Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.
by nehlewolf May 13, 2011
Get the Ninja Rampage mug.When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020
Get the Attacked by Ninjas mug.by KDXrida January 26, 2021
Get the Kawasaki Ninja mug.A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.
“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019
Get the Ninja Vulture mug.Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 8, 2014
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