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fruit stand

A gay bar with no bar stools
The Glory Hole has no bar stools.
It's a fruit stand
Ha Ha
by Barbaro March 3, 2007
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fruit-basket

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"
by JOSH November 12, 2003
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Juicy Fruit

if u want to become a gold fish have it quick.
see the comercial on tv.
by Rob April 24, 2005
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fruit truck

An overweight homosexual male of ethnic persuasion.
Did you see that fruit truck at the churro stand?
by FireflyKid September 13, 2009
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fruit uzy

The resulting discharge upon standing up after one homosexual ejaculates in another's ass... The fruit is oozing
Elton John splurged a fruit uzy right before he left Ricky Martin's hotel.
by Nawlij-Base June 18, 2010
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Hartley Fruit

A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.

Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)

Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!

Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!

Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
by Wardy949 June 16, 2011
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fruit tamale

i dint know Juan was a fruit tamale when he asked me out to the club
by shitty G November 21, 2007
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