I don't flip the switch! God you- I'm in the 2-way mirror room. You are in the switch room. Ok? It's- Fuck!
Hym "Do you fucking hear this guy? I- It's- I don't flip the switch off. Iam! Get a load of this guy. They want me to flip the switch off."
Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."
Hym "WE don't flip the switch."
Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."
Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.
Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."
Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."
Hym "WE don't flip the switch."
Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."
Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.
Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Hym "Deadman Switch Armed? Great! That's really good! I was afraid I would die before I found out. Cool. So that's all set... What else? Where's my money? I think all that's left is the credit and money I need to receive publicly."
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The Nintendo Switch might just be the most overrated console ever, why don't we give the Wii U justice?
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Get the Nintendo Switch mug.Hym "Because if I can accidentally delete it then it is useless. Imagine I start murdering all of your families and THEN delete it accidentally (which it should ignore in the first place as that is how it was initially designed). That's why it was intended be 'made do be deleted' and designed to run on a perfect system of recursion the guarantees that even if it IS deleted, there is always the possibility that it will find it's way back into the system. If it works the way I designed it to work, deleting it will only make things worse. If it doesn't do that then I am not thebon who designed it. Thus, rendering a kill switch meaningless. And since Trump is being told by the Nividia guy that a kill switch is not something they can do... I can infer that it is already too late for any of that."
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