Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

suicide question

a question which leads to the thought of, and ultimate action of, suicide.

A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.

by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010

Suicidal boredom

its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings

Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid

person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.

Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank

Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom

by Introverted shy dude October 11, 2020

Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.

Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?

by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021

Suicide Roach

A roach that crawls toward you to see if it will get smashed.

"Woah smash it. That suicide roach is taunting you."

by KyshwnCrpntr February 17, 2015

Suicidal Dropkick

A dropkick so destructive and devastating that when you kick its so powerful it rips you right in half.

Use the Suicidal Dropkick right now, not right now but rate now.

by spatenoptimator January 5, 2012

suicidal hair

When hair is feeling depressed and wants to kill itself

My hair is suicidal, it is suicidal hair

by Jeff69420 April 21, 2018