Stoned eyes

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.

Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’

by CoreyTheVibe March 02, 2019

Stone heart

A man who, after a divorce, cuts off his ring finger so he'll never remarry.

The stone heart's symbol was his missing ring finger.

by Rousso March 06, 2019

stone shiley

Ruler of a large mass of people. This person envokes fear wherever he/she travels, armies quake in fear of this person.

HOLY FUCK!! ITS STONE SHILEY!!!!

by joshuita August 17, 2011

Tonsil Stones

Also known as tonsilloliths, are cheese-like half solid within the crevices of the tonsils.
One of the causes of bad breath.

I can feel the tonsil stones in my tonsils!!!!! But they just can't get out. Damn

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

team stone

A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.

Team Stone Team Stone

by blumpkinlover12 February 06, 2014

carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.

Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

Stone Age

Old People

You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It

by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018