Socks off

To ejaculate in your pants

(whispers in his ear)I will fucking knock your socks off

(Then he came all in his pants)

by Magicqueef August 18, 2019

odd-socks

A phenomonon seen in teenage boys. It is caused because, when nothing else is within reach, the teenage boy uses the nearest (usually) dirty sock to wipe his knob clean after sexually relieving himself whilst browsing Dad's porn collection. The soiled sock is then hidden under the bed where it slowly festers and rots. Over a period of a week or so, this can result in there being no matching socks available, thus ODD-SOCKS.

Dad: Hi son, I see you're wearing odd-socks again!
Son: Hwa...Mmmm...the other ones are crispy.

by The English Gent November 19, 2007

Sticks

A slang term used to describe one's golf clubs.

I see that you bought a new set of sticks, Steve.

by Professor Mark December 30, 2008

Bitch Sticks

Similar to fish sticks, but instead of whitefish or cod, they

contain diced bitch. The primary consumers of bitch sticks

are cannibals and people who do not read packaging

carefully. Also, chronic pcp users are known to eat this fried

and breaded food.

Man 1: Yo man I owned that ho last night.

Man 2: Did you fuck her good?

Man 1: Damn straight, then I shot her and made bitch sticks.

Man 2: Sounds Delicous! Got any leftovers?

by hockey2267 August 14, 2009

Tyler Stock

Fat ass who plays x-box 360 in his room naked while jacking off and eating oreo cakesters while playing paintball

Who the hell wants to be a Tyler Stock.

by Chris Sack June 11, 2010

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

Church Socks

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.

Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.

by Cam*@*Jax July 30, 2007