Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

Spooge

noun: male ejaculate, semen

verb: to ejaculate on

After a heavy session of self love in my bed, the sheets were covered with my spooge

by Ontilt_73 September 12, 2025

Spooglygoogly

Jizzing on a girl/boy wearing googly eyes

Josiah spooglygoogly'd all over me

by BigBlackBalls696969 March 11, 2025

Spooky Geek

n. A person who is a non-traditional geek in that he partakes in various alternative culture lifestyles that perform outside the norm of a “typical geek”.

She was obsessed with TVD and Twilight but she wasn’t so much emo as she was a Spooky Geek, since her main obsession now was Roblox, COD, and Five Nights at Freddy’s.

by KitaKendra March 12, 2025

Spooky

Very un swag, not cool.

Spooky is unswag

by s0rrow March 18, 2025

spooky mcgooky

It’s not actually scary horror, but it’s like woah, it’s a bit spooky.

That man said I love you three weeks into saying, woah that’s spooky mckooky or you get a weird hamburger and the meat is a little spooky mcgooky.

by juju_OKC May 31, 2025

spooky balooza

a more fun way to say something is scary

“wow, that was really spooky balooza!” Or “wow, my manager is really spooky balooza”

by dragons_under_the_bridge June 12, 2025