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Spin My Spider

No meaning... It just sounds dirty...
Call Alex Bonner.... He Will Spin Your Spider.
by Carmen Fuentes November 4, 2003
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Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey
by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010
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spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna
spider-web sex must have got caught up
by *militant*Kings Up January 2, 2009
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Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there
"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."
by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019
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Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.
Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys
by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013
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killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.
I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
by Allsorties July 19, 2017
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jelly spider pancake

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.
"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"
by idk man red kinda sus October 6, 2020
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