Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025

Spaghetti O

A spineless, slimy individual who lacks integrity and structure, much like the soft, processed pasta rings floating aimlessly in canned sauce. Known for bending under pressure, switching sides when convenient, and leaving a trail of mess and betrayal wherever they go. A cheap imitation of something real.

“Ain’t no way I’m trusting that dude—he’s a straight Spaghetti O, flipping sides, snaking his own people, and leaving a mess everywhere he goes.”

by UnseenMaster64 February 5, 2025

spaghetti bowl

•: (Adjective or Noun) not
spending shit, choosin ya homeboy over fine shit, No MOTION, gotta wait to Friday ass nigga, I only got cash ass nigga,
all of the above with ya broke ass... 🍝

"Girl you need to leave that spaghetti bowl ass nigga" 😂😂😂🍝

by lildurksbestie February 11, 2025

Spaghettus

Is our lord and saviour who never disrespects you.

Brush your teeth or you disrespect spaghettus.

by SpaghettusDaGoat February 22, 2025

spaghettification

People, objects or places being turned into cosmic dimensional spaghetti.

The spaghettification of the multiverse was caused by the failures of the Time Variant Authority

by Orangecone March 1, 2025

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.

"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025

Spaghetti Lips

Someone who has “Spaghetti Lips” look like they were kids who would slurp spaghetti and the sauce would get all over their face.

“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.

girl 1: “Omg, look how cute he is!”

girl 2: “I don’t know, he’s got spaghetti lips.”

by ilovewelshmen May 7, 2025