salty doorknob

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob

My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

by noahsmith33 July 4, 2016

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Salty Bunny

A fun twist on the family game 'fluffy bunny'. After filling recipients mouth with semen, they must say "salty bunny" after each added load with out laughing. The person with the biggest number of loads wins.
Spillage is also a no-no.

"What did you do on the weekend?"

"Had the mates around for a few quiet ones and a quick round of salty bunny."

by Saltysashabunny November 17, 2016

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salty

The act of being mad, upset, or agitated in a joking situation.

Ernest: You can't even get laid?

David: Shut up!

Ernest: What are you salty.

by UIWUOE June 3, 2017

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Salty steamer

A salty steamer occurs during sex when you take a big steamy shit on your partners chest and sprinkle it with a little salt to add a more robust flavor.

Chris Brown gave Rihanna a nice salty steamer on one of their dates.

by RustyOnRye October 23, 2017

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salty

To be continuously sarcastic in a humorous way, with a slight sting or bite.

Throwing alot of shade today Alyssa. You feeling pretty salty?

by notasourgirl May 14, 2018

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crispy salty shrimp

Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.

Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)

by Steven the Rat May 21, 2006

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