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socially suck

When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks
"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody
by Blazted October 20, 2013
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Social Drinking

When one drinks with more than one person, at an occasion.
by C-L-F January 2, 2012
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Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.
1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"
by smsman August 15, 2011
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Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.
I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.
by einaphets December 11, 2011
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social December

A Challenge Where A person socialize in real live and Abstaining from using social media for the whole month of December
Jack : did you fail social December?

Donald : yes i just used twitter an hour ago
by jackroseau1 November 17, 2018
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ploitical socialism

noun

is a form of government or state apparatus, which is an idealogical social Association as opposed to the more traditional political and economic (ideological) institutions. Within the frame work of ploitical socialism although the economic element is present, it, however, holds only but an incidental and therefore minor value within the state composition. In ploitical socialism, the economy is viewed as simply a means the essential sustainability of society, and not as it is the case with the economic state or economic society, a means for materialistic attainability or procurement.
ploitical socialism by definition constitutes what is new reactionary socialism.
by Baron Neville July 30, 2017
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Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.
*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
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