Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.

Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!

by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019

Sloppy Top Tennessee

When your cousin or sister gives you head.

"Yeah, my cousin Jenny gave me some sloppy top Tennessee the other day after the family reunion"

by Somewhere in the Midwest May 5, 2023

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese

this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.

John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.

Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.

by drlolz August 6, 2014

sloppopoddumus

A Fat And Sloppy invisual.

That Chick is A Big sloppopoddumus, espicaly when her name is cassy.

by FOCT January 31, 2008

Amazon Shopper

People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.

The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time

by Schmukz May 14, 2020

Sloppy Guiseppe

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.

Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?

by TeamChoad May 20, 2010