Slippery slam slut

The slippery slam slut is the female who knowingly portrayed herself as the loving caring devoted woman of your dreams, when she has her magic slut dust blinding you she is sneaking and sleeping around with the local swine slammer.

Wow Gail i never ever thought that you would be caught with a swine slammer like Corey, you're sneaky cheating game was so good I never thought you would cheat on me;which makes you the slippery slam slut

by Longfat Cock4datass February 18, 2022

Slippery sally

A “Slippery Sally” is when your at a party and, a woman instead of a man, slips a roofie into your drink.

I pulled a Slippery Sally and put a roofie into this man’s drink.

by I-want-to-die123 March 8, 2022

Slipper

The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.

You got a B in math?

yeah, wh-OH GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE SLIPPER

by Steven He's Biggest Fan March 16, 2022

Slippery Mantis

When a female (preferably with smaller hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer like shape and run their hands up and down another person’s ass crack rapidly. This includes lots of oil.

“Jane gave joe the Slippery Mantis during a rub’n tug session.”

by Cocobeware69 May 27, 2022

Slippery Mantis

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.

Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.

by Cocobeware69 June 2, 2022

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Slipper slope

The slow but inevitable slide into buying and wearing crocs

Ally McCartney eventually gave in and took a short yet frantic ride down the slipper slope and bought a pair of Greggs X primark collaborated themed crocs. Now know as Ally McCrocney

by jayHayd July 26, 2022