sleep slorp

a random phrase to say when you have nothing to say

“sleep slorp”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

Sleep on the Throne

A way of telling someone you would like to have sex. If someone asks you this, they see you as a very respectful person. Someone even higher than themself in the social setting. If someone is to ask you this, it is a great honor. It also means they are looking to pleasure you more than they are trying to pleasure themself. If someone is to ask you this, I would say yes.

OH MY GOD, Jeremy asked me to sleep on the throne with him.

by Lakelyn Busbee November 3, 2018

rim sleep

when you get a rim job while sleeping

dude I think I got a rim sleep last night, when I woke up my ass was wet, but it felt good

by RabiesHijax September 14, 2022

Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watch some good ass satisfying shit 🤝

Jonathan i’m going to my sleep mode.

by tehee.com April 19, 2019

sleep spike

When you wake up just to fall back asleep, possibly multiple times.

I slept for 8 hours but with the sleep spikes I don’t feel too rested

by Rævrn April 10, 2022

sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010