A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
by Si mi December 08, 2018
by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016
by UNCOUNTABLE October 17, 2022
Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 09, 2023
by Shuagy September 06, 2023
A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 20, 2023