Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.

Im pulling a Simon today

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025

Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

by mcdouchebag1997 November 23, 2021

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

Simon

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018

Simone

He Is MY CAT...

Simone is the Cutest AMOGUS

by Irl creator March 6, 2023

Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019

Simon Handfield

An absolute punk

Simon Handfield is a certified punk

by TwitosTom October 19, 2023