day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

short and curly

noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.

Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.

by Oak1eyman June 4, 2004

shortening

Solid fat used to make pastry.

I don't eat shortening based products anymore.

by manulojose November 4, 2014

National bully Short people day

On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties

Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie

by Amy mbik November 30, 2020

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by shortygotthemapplebottomjeans May 14, 2023

Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

by beebob40 November 11, 2009

shooty doots

A sudden expression of surprise, shock , or sheer frustration.

This phrase is typically used by grandmothers and vietnam vets .

Gas is 10 cents more expensive here ?! Shooty doots !

Or, "Shooty doots! Charlie bout broke through the wire! "

Or, " Earl got his first man boner in over a decade last night, shooty doots my old vigina is sore !"

by john stone22 July 27, 2010