shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

shitty biscuit

a game where multiple people sit in a circle and take laxatives... everyone shits on the biscuit, and the last one to spray their shit on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Yo joel wanna play some shitty biscuit with these fit birds I got some digestives in the living room "

by Shittysimon December 10, 2024

Shitty

-->The opposite of being street smart. It's being so so sooo dumb that, one need not make an attempt to fool that person. That person will eventually dig his own grave and make a fool of himself.

-->Also a person who thinks he should get 50 Lakhs INR as dowry for his marriage.

Person 1: "Dude, I transferred 3000$ online to the person who promised to rent me an apartment and turns out he conned me.. :( :("
Person 2: "Hahaha.. You are such a Shitty!!"

Person 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get married??"
Shitty: "Helloo.. The moment any girl is ready to give 50lakhs dowry!! ;) ;)"

by vini007 September 6, 2016

shitty kawi rider

any mf named brendan smith riding a kawi

goddamnn brendan is a shitty kawi rider

by 925.ybf December 29, 2022

shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 3, 2015

Shitty wifi

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi

Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(

by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019