self-maintenance

jerking off; masturbation

I woke up today with major morning wood so I had to do some self-maintenance before I could leave for class.

by well-maintained September 20, 2010

Self harm

My name is *____* , I self harm and I just start laughing whenever I feel it cutting deep within my skin. I end up staring at my fresh cut for at least an hour, I don’t know if it’s regret or not but I just don’t understand why it’s so bad? I’m not killing myself every time I bleed? I like it. Maybe one day I’ll stop, with a lot of help

You: ‘do you self harm’
Me: ‘yeah yeah I do’

by June 27 August 9, 2021

self-privilege

The confidence and love in one's self to do any thing you set your mind to.

A guy with self-privilege could do it cause he allowed himself to.

by Inmybasement4ever May 23, 2016

note to self

funny website where you can write advice for everyone to see www.ntself.com

Note to self, Check for dishes before pissing in the sink.

by ntself January 5, 2011

Self suck

To suck your own dick.

"Last night I saw Brian self sucking, he sure is flexible!"

by Cherry popper 123 July 25, 2016

self-disgesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-disgesting!

by Yogs April 1, 2007

Self-satisfaction

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

by Lennythebear September 19, 2016