self-maintenance

jerking off; masturbation

I woke up today with major morning wood so I had to do some self-maintenance before I could leave for class.

by well-maintained September 20, 2010

self-disgesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-disgesting!

by Yogs April 1, 2007

self-goating

Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.

Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?

by mosh_rave January 25, 2009

Self Defeces

A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out

Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"

by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017

self-privilege

The confidence and love in one's self to do any thing you set your mind to.

A guy with self-privilege could do it cause he allowed himself to.

by Inmybasement4ever May 23, 2016

Self-satisfaction

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

by Lennythebear September 19, 2016

Self suck

To suck your own dick.

"Last night I saw Brian self sucking, he sure is flexible!"

by Cherry popper 123 July 25, 2016