I woke up today with major morning wood so I had to do some self-maintenance before I could leave for class.
by well-maintained September 20, 2010
by ntself January 05, 2011
by Cherry popper 123 March 15, 2016
My name is *____* , I self harm and I just start laughing whenever I feel it cutting deep within my skin. I end up staring at my fresh cut for at least an hour, I don’t know if it’s regret or not but I just don’t understand why it’s so bad? I’m not killing myself every time I bleed? I like it. Maybe one day I’ll stop, with a lot of help
by June 27 August 09, 2021
Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.
Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
by mosh_rave January 25, 2009
A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out
Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
by Kanye's penis December 16, 2017
Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.
by Lennythebear February 12, 2016