chicken scratch

Bad speed made from chicken feed

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub

by UFO! January 23, 2004

scrape

Another name for toilet paper. Used to scrape the shit from one's ass.

Don't forget to grab some scrape at the store today, I had to wipe my ass with newspaper last night.

by A tortured soul April 29, 2006

scrape the sink

When the sink in your bathroom is so clogged from bubbler water that you can take your sink apart and scrape the insides for resin and get mad blunted and shit.

Nate: "Let's scrape the sink, nigga"
Me: "Shit, yeah, nigga. Get mad blunted and shit."

by sanfud n sun November 19, 2006

get scraped!

the clean version of "get raped!" usually used when parents and/or younger siblings are present

dude! get scraped!

scraped? seriously?

sorry my little bro is sitting next to me

by some guy 96 July 18, 2010

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007