Steam

Steam is a video game digital distribution service by Valve. It was launched as a standalone software client in September 2003 as a way for Valve to provide automatic updates for their games, and expanded to include games from third-party publishers. Steam has also expanded into an online web-based and mobile digital storefront. Steam offers digital rights management (DRM), server hosting, video streaming, and social networking services. It also provides the user with installation and automatic updating of games, and community features such as friends lists and groups, cloud storage, and in-game voice and chat functionality.

Hey bro ima be on steam.

by Α January 25, 2022

Steamed Dumplings

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.

That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.

by hec.tor September 27, 2021

Steaming a phattie

Ignoring all current responsibilities to wander off and get high as fuck, then snuggle up in bed

In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.

by Jamesfrancosdog July 30, 2021

Finger steaming

Finger steaming.

The act of providing yourself or a fellow homosapiens with sexual pleasure using fingers via, a pleasurable hole. So much so that due to the heat and moisture, steam is produced.

Do you remember the time I picked up that girl in Italy, and I ended up Finger steaming her?

Yeah, me neither.

by LemonFinger February 23, 2022

Louisiana Steam Train

When you hit a vape and blow it into your partners ass and they fart out an o and you ghost and zero it

Dude i Louisiana Steam Train principle brown yesterday

by Mad PP game November 27, 2024

Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024

Konek Steam

Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.

When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long

Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 2, 2024