chimney snake

when my girlfriend gives me bonner when im wearing skinny jeans

Ow! i cant stand up i have a chimney snake!

by bigDnig June 19, 2011

charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person

(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.

by berocca February 14, 2010

snake nest

A group of snakes (liars or bitches) who all hang out together and snake (like or make up rumors about) about other girls.

"Crawl back into your little snake nest!"

by halieisabellarose November 7, 2017

KD Snake

a cheater, one seeking the easy way out, trying to do the least amount of work possible

I get John on my team

That is unfair you KD Snake! He is to good!
I get him

by Ur_boy July 28, 2018

Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015