by gafgagag September 16, 2016
Get the smoke the pussymug. When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.
"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"
by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018
Get the Smokes and Milkmug. The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
by Zombiestl October 8, 2017
Get the Smoking the muffmug. A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
Get the Closet smokemug. 
by Krkrk December 27, 2013
Get the boogie smokesmug. by D Flawless February 24, 2022
Get the airbnb smokemug.