day sick

When you pretend like you are sick all day but then someone asks you to go out at night and all of a sudden you're all better.

Day: Honey, I'm so sick. You take care of the kids.

Night: I'm feeling a little better. Joe asked me to go to the bar. See you later.

Wife: I thought you were sick
Husband: I was just day sick.

by mcoop21 February 6, 2017

sick life

someone whose life is boring, stupid or unappealing. used in a sarcastic sense.

“buddy i was blowing fat cloudsyesterday.”

“sick life!”

by rachelf224 October 12, 2017

Dog-sick

Like love sick but in relations to missing your dog.

I have been away for a week and I am feeling dog-sick

by Zevore February 23, 2015

Lowkey Sick

Is a term used to describe something that one probably shouldn’t agree with, find entertaining, interesting or cool. But they do.

Best used in a dark humour sense.

Hugh: “In the Philippines they hunt gays.”

Xbox1: “Hahaha, okay but that’s lowkey sick.”

by MasterGoatEgg April 28, 2022

Suburban Sickness

It is a very prominent illness diagnosed to Asians or African Americans that only go for white girls.

Why won't he date sharkeisha?

He has suburban sickness

by Khindle June 12, 2016

Sick Lid

An insult for a racey new haircut with a combination of short back and sides with the top either slicked back or to the side.

"Have you seen Harry's new haircut? It's a sick lid"

"Woah Mitch, that is the sickest new lid!"

by buttplugg November 23, 2014

wifi sickness

After spending a significant amount of time around WiFi or radio,microwave signal's or radiation. You will get WiFi sickness, or wifiless. Symptoms' are grogyness, headache, overheating and saw eye sight.
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Aww my head hurts. . . I got some wifi sickness

by platopuss911now October 11, 2016