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Top Red

A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else

a few requirements:

- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off
"Anyone who wears a replica shirt is a JCL OOT numpty"

- top red
by timmy top red January 2, 2009
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Red mist

Also known as squidwards suicide. Is a popular creepypasta that depicts squidward with red eyes and are bleeding.
“Dude did u watch Red mist yet? It’s so creepy
by Internetsavior September 23, 2019
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Red Ninja

another name for a girl's period. This is because your periods can sneak up on you out of nowhere like a ninja. The red's because of the girl's period.
Girl 1: ugh! The red ninja caught me today!
Girl 2: Was his name (t.o.m.)?
Girl 3: yup
by xoamrc November 2, 2009
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Red Slurpee

To fuck a girl on her period then have her suck your dick when finished.
She Red Slurpee'd my dick and threw up.
by Timothy Van Baker May 14, 2008
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Red Dragon

Immediately after period sex, when the penis is still erect but also covered in blood.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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Red Oak

A place where nothing happens. all we have is a brookshires and mcdonalds. oh dont forget the dennys. a place to be bored all the time!
"Man, lets go to Red Oak!"

"and do what?"

"Oh, your right."
by Nanie July 6, 2008
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Red Pepsi

Red Pepsi is red wine, usually consumed from a Pepsi (or other soda) can, so that no one's the wiser.
Since my parents are teetotalers, my brother and I have learned to bring the red pepsi over on holidays.
by SocDoc420 October 26, 2010
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