fuck the puppy

The far more graphic and less socially acceptable version of "screw the pooch"

Way to fuck the puppy on that project, Frank. Because of your shoddy work, we lost the contract!

by Canine Fornicator March 5, 2009

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Puppy Cheese

The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.

Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"

by C & N December 13, 2009

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Shadow Puppet

A person that creates many user profiles in a chat room usually with the intent to create a problem. Shadow puppets never reveal their true identity and hide behind a new puppet if anyone confronts them.

Here she goes again creating another shadow puppet, who does she think she's fooling?

by VenusIce July 8, 2005

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3 dudes and a puppy

The bestest cartoon out there!!!!

I love 3 dudes and a puppy

by Jason Dawne May 30, 2006

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The Sock Puppet

note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.

hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.

"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"

by the bassist May 14, 2008

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