Ketchup Pre-Cum

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup

Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

by Charizarddd June 13, 2015

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Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.

Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"

by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014

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pre-teel cesspool

A 12 year old chamber of solid and liquid waste underground

You're brother makes a lot of pre-teel cesspool in his free time

by Fuckpillowworshipper August 5, 2015

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pre-training anxiety

1. The anxiety that you get before training because you know you will be doing something hard and you know it will be very painful.

Dude 1: Man, today we are doing 6 x 1kms today with squads in between them.
Dude 2: Yeah, coach told me on Tuesday. I have had pre-training anxiety all afternoon.
Dude 1: Yeah, me too.

by peppery July 30, 2017

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Basically, a meme that existed way before the evolution and popularization of the internet. Memes have actually been around as long as 2,000 years with the oldest one in history being the Sator Square.

Some of the most notable pre-internet memes are Killroy Was Here, Frodo Lives, Bert Is Evil and Andre the Giant Has a Posse.

To be honest, I prefer pre-internet memes over 2010s memes. But unfortunately, there wasn't any internet to post them back then so I highly doubt anyone back then who shared Frodo Lives even knew who Frodo Baggins was or what Lord of the Rings even was considering how like I said, there was no internet back then.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

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