posers

people who think they know crap about stuff but they really don't and it makes them look like idiots.

I'm not mormon and i don't know anything about them, but they are stupid and brainwashed anyway!

by melanie December 2, 2004

power

A power is actually a clever combination of the words "poo" and "shower". Someone takes a power when they happen to poo and then shower without having to leave the bathroom.

Jerry: Hey man, what's going on?
Jack: Nothing much. I just took a power.
Jerry: Really? That's pretty badass.
Jack: I know, dude. I know. I take a power at least twice a day. It just makes sense. It's like my favorite thing to do.

by Ugan4a November 3, 2008

poser

someone who will be someone theyre not just to try to fit in and manipulate people. They pretend to be whatever is 'cool' at the moment than be themselves and who they really are. Then call other people posers to hide the fact they're one.

Posers spend most of their time wasting thier life away on myspace with the rest of the emo losers. They feel special they made friends with some other nobodies who no one even gives a shit about while the real popular people are making friends with known and important people.

sal pretended to like rock just to fit in with goths
sal PRETENDED to have money just to look cool to the people who really DO have money.

What a poor ass poser.
We really live the lifestyle and hes posing to make friends. How pathetic. Stupid Kid.

by Nemss September 10, 2007

Girl Power

A pop culture motto used to stitch feminism into young girls/teenagers. Supposed to promote sexual equality, even though it suggests that females have superior rights to males. Frequently used by females to annoy egalitarian males who try to keep everyone's voice and rights at an equal. My opinion: EVERYONE is equal, so Girl Power and Men's Health BOTH go to hell.

1. C'mon, go girl! Fight him with Girl Power!
2. This boy does not want to give up his tent! It's raining outside! Girl Power! Drag him out!
3. (Milan is giving a speech that justifies the Atheo-Humanist Doctrine)
Milan: ... If we can't unite as a whole, we shall not proceed... No triage is to be given in rights and services, for everyone, black or white, male or female, deserves them the same...
Girl: You're a faggot! You're saying that we can't get the service we need as GIRLS?
Milan: (I need a drink...)

by AMDFiend October 30, 2005

powder puff

Football played by a bunch of drunk, hot high school girls on school nights. Being drunk their clothes get ripped off and they don't care, they just continue to play.

Man I love powderpuff. That chick got all her clothes except for her thong ripped off. What a way to spend a Tuesday night.

by the elect April 12, 2005

skate poser

One who pretends to be a skateboarder. Most of these people are preps. These people can be recognized by their preppy status, and by their clothes. The brands most popular among posers are DC shoes, Element/Bam, and sometimes Circa.

Dude, Mary is such a poser. Yesterday, she was her normal preppy self, and now she is wearing DC.

by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

power bottom

a synonym for describing dio brando from jojo’s bizarre adventure

pucci: ”bro, that guy over there looks like such a dio brando.”
jotaro: “yeah, what a power bottom.”

by shsl jojo reference October 26, 2019