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corn poo

When you eat alot of corn and then when you take a shit if you look at the shit it has whole chunks of corn and corn kernels in it.
"Damn! All that corn I ate last night was crazy. This morning I had major corn poo. I was honored so I took a picture and put it on the fridge next to R. Sterners mom."
by Richard Ivan November 12, 2004
mugGet the corn poomug.

puss a poo

a girl whom has a very hairy vagina in resemblence of a small lap dog preferably a poodle
brad: how was the snatch last night

chaz : eh was ok but that bitch had a puss a poo
by lunchinncutiesprinks July 4, 2009
mugGet the puss a poomug.

Poo Manchu

To draw a fecal moustache on your partner using your finger or penis after having anal sex.
Alternate definition, see Dirty Sanchez.
Although she wasn't Asian or male, Darlene sure looked the part after her lover gave her a Poo Manchu.
by Su Nam April 23, 2006
mugGet the Poo Manchumug.

Death Poo

Faeces that have been inside a dead person's body for many days after their death and are finally expelled due to muscular movement during fermentation of the corpse.
geez.. she really smells like a death poo today!
by zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju January 7, 2012
mugGet the Death Poomug.

poo-rub

a poo rub is when a man has half a shit then rubs it all over his then rubs the shitty hand all other his face and chest.
"mmm i could really go for a poo-rub about now, says fred durst"

"poo-rubbing is simply amazing"
by suck.my.shit@hotmail.co.uk September 26, 2006
mugGet the poo-rubmug.

poo heckler

That person who, when someone is using the restroom for an extended visit (#2), continuously rattles the doorkonb, bangs on the door, and/or yells "watchya doin in there?".
The objective of this rude assault on a person at their most defenseless moment is to make the victims dump unrelaxing and stressful as possible. Extreme heckling can at times prevent poo entirely, leaving the victim at risk of a hershey squirt later on.
The Poo Heckler most often lurks around offices or other densly populated areas, preferably with small, single occupant restrooms. This enables maximum humiliation and discomfort to their victims.
Poo Heckler is not to be confused with "dump cheerleader" or the infamous "turd burglar"
"i was taking a nice relaxing dump, but Jamie kept banging on the door and rattling the doorknob. What a total poo heckler!!"
by wordman07 May 25, 2007
mugGet the poo hecklermug.

Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.
office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"
by Skinuss May 18, 2008
mugGet the Smurf Poomug.

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