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peanut toes 

toes that are shaped curvy towards the top and skinny towards your feet
peanut toes by tsyfcguftucvh October 18, 2020

peanut hadiyah toes 

when your toes are skinny towards your feet and thick towards the end of it

peanut butter whirlwind 

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
peanut butter whirlwind by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

Peanut butter and clown nose 

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel 

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

Peanut butta 

Instead of saying punk bitch children respond peanut butta
When you tell at your child and they respond peanut butta
Peanut butta by Stinkpot Trouble December 9, 2020